Let's see if I'm "Hong-Kong." It's not meant to offend anyone.
HOW MUCH OF A HONG KONG-ER ARE YOU?

[]You like to eat chicken feet. it sounds weird but yeah LOL
[] You sing karaoke.
[x] You've worn glasses ever since you were in fifth grade.
[x] You'll haggle over something that is not negotiable.
[] You are a math genius.
Total: 2

[x] You take showers at night.
[x] You avoid the non-free snacks in hotel rooms.
[X] You say "aiyah!" and "wah!" frequently.
[x] You save grocery bags.
[X] You twirl your pen around your fingers.
Total: 5

[x] You have been taught that wasting food is a sin.
[x] Your dad thinks he can fix everything himself.
[] You beat eggs with chopsticks.
[] You like congee with thousand-year-old eggs.
[x] You have eaten moon cakes.
Total: 3

[x] If you don't live at home, when your parents call, they ask you if you've eaten, even if it's midnight.
[x] You e-mail/msn your friends, even though you're only 10 feet apart.
[x] You can read traditional chinese.
[x] Your toothpaste tubes are all squeezed paper-thin before they are thrown away.
[x] You know what pearl milk teas are.
Total: 5

[x] You bring fruit with you as a gift when you visit people's homes.
[X] You have acquired a taste for bitter melon.
[x ] You eat every last grain of rice in your bowl, but don't eat the last piece of food on the table.
[x] Your parents argue with other adults over the dinner bill.
[x] You love to use coupons.
Total: 5

Now add the numbers up and multiply it by 4.

TOTAL = 96

Okay...whoever reads this can do it, too!